Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
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dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
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I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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