Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
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I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
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Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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