yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Randomize
