what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
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