I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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