Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
We have started to decorate penises.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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