What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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