But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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