People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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