I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
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I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
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He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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