people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
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im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
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All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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