just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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