The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
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Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
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Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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