can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
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can u get pink eye on your cock?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
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I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
He? As in you personified your dick?
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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