Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
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Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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