I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Randomize