my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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