Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
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Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
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I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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