Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
My liver just had a heart attack.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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