I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
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i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
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So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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