I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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