i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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