i would punch a child for taco bell
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
You coming home soon, man?
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Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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