Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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