the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
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My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
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Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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