Don't make out with my wife yet
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
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i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
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We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I deserve this hangover.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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