You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
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I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
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He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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