I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
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We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
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I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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