hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
