There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
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I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
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She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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