Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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