we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
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first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
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Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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