i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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