You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I deserve this hangover.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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