Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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