Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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