can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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