Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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