Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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