She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Even my vagina gasped.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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