she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I have tasted many bathrooms
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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