Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
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im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
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Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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