Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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