dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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