i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Randomize
