Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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