hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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