WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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