I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
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Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
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he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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