I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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