I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
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My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
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I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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