omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i wish my penis had a tongue
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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