Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
