are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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