but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
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After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
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WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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