Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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